Beauty Secrets

It’s really kind of stupid to you I’m sure, but of all my obsessions beauty isn’t one of them.

Beauty secrets, I don’t have any. I wouldn’t pay lots of $$$ for a haircut, but I would pay $$$$ for some Pokemon cards. I.AM.A.LOSER. But in terms of what the man deems as beautiful I.AM.MORE.BEAUTIFUL.THAN.YOU. Maybe a bit narcissistic, but I would trade all of my beauty to you in a second, because I don’t care how many men want to stick their penis into me. I value intelligence, and a pile of $$$$$ any day over beauty.

Are you wondering why this blog is lacking pictures? Well my answer is sweet and simple; why do I need so many photos of myself when the reason you go to a blog is to read their thoughts or opinions? I guess it really boils down to the generation of Internet images of girls painting different pictures of themselves with the $$$$$$ their dads give them.

My dad gives me nothing, but I’m still more beautiful to the vast majority of dads that would love to take a ride on me for an anatomy science experiment.

I.LOVE.YOU.DADDY

KISS, KISS from the heart of the little boy you know as JOE.

xoxo.

3 comments

  1. Pingback: Beauty Secrets | gLittered Fashions
  2. mike

    Wow to be honest every entry I read I like better then the last…I like to write a lot to especially lately since I’ve cone out it is a big help but so is reading your writibg. It’s fantastic.

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